- Simone Clouseau: One has to have children before one has grand-children.
- Sir Charles Lytton: You wouldn't dare.
- Simone Clouseau: Jacques would make a wonderful father, he has many redeeming qualities you know.
- Sir Charles Lytton: Name one.
- Simone Clouseau: He's kind, loyal, faithful…obedient.
- Sir Charles Lytton: You're either married to a boy scout or a dachshund.