• Simone Clouseau: One has to have children before one has grand-children.
  • Sir Charles Lytton: You wouldn't dare.
  • Simone Clouseau: Jacques would make a wonderful father, he has many redeeming qualities you know.
  • Sir Charles Lytton: Name one.
  • Simone Clouseau: He's kind, loyal, faithful…obedient.
  • Sir Charles Lytton: You're either married to a boy scout or a dachshund.